Twilight.
Do I love it? No.
Do I like it? Sometimes.
Do I hate it? no, I loathe it.
Twilight is horrible. The author, Stephanie Meyer, tries to combine romantic comedy with horror. It doesn't work. Sadly, most teenagers today don't see how cliche' the series is. It uses words like "grimace", "scowl", and "flinch" repeatedly. Now, I have read all four books, but I have not seen the movie. I don't like how Twilight takes over the minds of everyone who reads it. It's like in The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, when Plankton puts the robot helmets on everyones head and makes them his slaves. By allowing yourself to read the series, you unknowingly become a slave to Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, or a nasty combination of the two. I, for example, am Team Jacob. Because I prefer dogs to parasites. That however, is beside the freakin point, K?
Bottom Line: Don't read it unless you want to be brainwashed.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Twilight. My Opinion.
From the keyboard of Taylor when the time was 11:43 AM
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Hey Tay,
It's Camo, from ACC! Cool rant, and cool blog!
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